It's not that reading twitter or facebook makes me feel worse (it doesn't - I like the things I see there), but that I shouldn't be commenting/posting when I'm in this much pain. And it's hard not to read facebook/twitter without commenting.
In face-to-face interactions, if somebody tries to make me talk while I'm in this pain, I will likely get extremely mean extremely quickly, but I can warn people about it that way. I have no excuse to put myself online just to get mean. So it's best for me to rest and watch this superlong MST3K playlist.
See y'all later.