me: you may have? Did you...
Bon: yes
me: basically, you had to do a dice roll... it was 2d6?
Bon: it was 20d6....
[later]
me: wait, who are your children in a bucket?
Bon: 3 ducklings
....
me: do you know your status?
Bon: i'm not dead, and I won't be dead
me: i've already lost the thread
Bon: ...we need to get silver to defeat a hag...
me: the same hag you dropped?
Bon: ...we have three hags coming after us....
me: wait, can't the DM
...
Bon: let me explain, it was magic mushrooms, and I was forced to eat them... it was because of the brain switch
me: ok, you need to learn how to tell a story
.....
Bon: I went and ate rice for ten minutes, and I came back and my party was seducing a bird
me: you ate rice for how long?
Bon: ...I came downstairs...
me: oh, you were eating rice IN REAL LIFE
Bon: ...and the seagull-stealer was seducing a perry-something
me: a platypus something?
Bon: no, it's a real fantasy bird... a real D&D thingie, a bird with antlers ... perry-something
